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AALIYAH (HAUGHTON) (R&B Singer)
An amazing girl who died way too soon.

AMY ACKER (Actress)
Very cute actress from Buffy spin-off Angel.
(Thank god there's someone to make up for the once beautiful, but now increasingly unattractive, Charisma Carpenter)

JOEY LAUREN ADAMS (Actress)
A cutie-pie with edge. I love her voice.

JESSICA ALBA (Actress)
A genetically engineered babe of the future.

BRETT "DONNA A" ANDERSON (Rock Singer)
The lead singer of The Donnas. Her name's not really Donna, but she still kicks a very large amount of ass.

JENNIFER ANISTON (Actress)
I never really got into Friends, but if I had it would have been because of her. Check her out in The Good Girl.

FIONA APPLE (Singer)
An incredibly talented singer, and beautiful too. Possibly slightly insane.

ASHANTI (DOUGLAS) (R&B Singer)
As always, I have to give props to my Long Island peeps, and this is certainly one of the more talented and better looking of the batch.

MORENA BACCARIN (Actress)
I actually met this girl and it was pretty incredible. I actually got her to sign a napkin for me! Anyway, she was one of the stars of Firefly, as you may remember. There's no more Firefly unfortunately, but she's still one of the greatest, most beautiful actresses out there. Hopefully she'll find some new projects to devote her time to. And if any of you can locate a copy of her extremely rare movie Way Off Broadway, definitely check it out, it's hilarious. Oh yeah, and pick up the Firefly DVD too while you're at it.

ALLEY BAGGETT (Playboy Model)
Very possibly my favorite Playmate.

TYRA BANKS (Supermodel)
Probably the most beautiful black supermodel of all-time and certainly in my Top 3 overall. I have two posters of her and they're both incredible. You should see them, you'd be amazed.

DREW BARRYMORE (Actress)
More than just a pretty face.

BJORK (GUDMUNDSDOTTIR) (Oddly Named Singer/Actress)
Incredibly talented and incredibly bizarre.

SELMA BLAIR (Actress)
Don't like the short-haired look too much, but the amount of coolness this girl exudes is incredible.

ALEXIS BLEDEL (Actress)
A TV cutie to rival Katie---plus she's on a better show! Lauren Graham ain't bad either.

MICHELLE BRANCH (Pop Singer)
As teenage pop singers go, she's definitely one of the most talented, and she ain't hard to look at either. I'm still trying to figure out her ethnic background (is she part Asian?) but whatever she is, I like it. Oh, and did I mention her Maxim pics were @*&#)%^ INCREDIBLE!?!?!

TONI BRAXTON (R&B Singer)
Amazing singer and beautiful as well. Her sister Tamar ain't bad either.

INGA "FOXY BROWN" MARCHLAND (Rapper)
Possibly my favorite female rapper. It's either her or Missy.

CARRIE BROWNSTEIN (Rock Singer)
One of two incredible singers in my current favorite band Sleater-Kinney. See also Corin Tucker, below.

BROOKE BURKE (Model/TV Personality)
The incredibly beautiful (and likable) host of E!'s "Wild On". She recently posed in Playboy, and the pics were just unbelievable (although the online ones are better than the ones in the magazine). She was also a regular model for Federick's of Hollywood and Venus Swimwear.

HILARIE BURTON (Actress/MTV VJ)
One the hottest MTV VJs of all-time and one of three extremely hot actresses on One Tree Hill.

KIMBERLY CALDWELL (Singer)
My favorite American Idol 2 girl. Incidentally, my only fav who didn't win.
Note: My Season 1 fav was Kelly, and my Season 3 was Fantasia. I pick em well!

MARIAH CAREY (Pop/R&B Singer)
My all-time favorite pop singer. She could have a thousand mental breakdowns and I'd still love her.

LAETITIA CASTA (Supermodel/Actress)
Her body defies the laws of physics (and I mean that in good way).

KELLY CLARKSON (Singer)
Very cute and very cool. Reminds me of another Kelly I know.

ELISHA CUTHBERT (Actress/Sex Goddess)
A Goddess without equal.

ANI DIFRANCO (Rock Singer)
Going downhill now, but her music used to be really good. Everyone should own Living In Clip, Not A Pretty Girl, and Dilate.

TANYA DONELLY (Rock Singer)
Former lead of singer of Belly and one the greatest female rockers of the 90's. Recently released her second full-length solo album.

HILARY DUFF (Jailbait Actress)
Far too young to be as hot as she is.

KIRSTEN DUNST (Actress)
An awesome girl who's currently my favorite actress.

ELIZA DUSHKU (Actress)
She could kick all of our asses.

SHANNON ELIZABETH (Actress)
She's gunna win an Oscar one of these days.

MISSY ELLIOT (Rapper/Producer)
Very possibly the greatest female rapper of all time. Certainly the most creative if nothing else. Also funny, cool, etc.

ANNA FARIS (Actress)
Possibly the most hilarious actress of all time.

THE FEMALE DEMOCRATIC REPRESENTATIVES FROM NY
Carolryn McCarthy, Nydia Velazquez, Carolyn Maloney, and Nita Lowey.

THE FEMALE DEMOCRATIC SENATORS (Politicians)
Barbara Boxer, Patty Murray, Mary Landrieu, Hillary Clinton, Barbara Mikulski, Maria Cantwell, etc. And the two moderate Republicans from Maine ain't bad either.

TINA FEY (SNL writer/cast member)
The coolest Greek since Zorba.

DAISY FUENTES (TV Personality/Model)
Proof that we should end the embargo on Cuba.

JENNIFER GARNER (Actress)
The second most kick-ass ass-kicking girl on TV, after Buffy. Also check out her fascinating work in Dude, Where's My Car?

JANEANE GAROFALO (Comedian with hard-to-spell name)
She's got 2 of the 3 things I want in a woman---she's really funny, and she's really liberal. Now if only I could get her mind into Britney's body....

SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR (Actress)
If she's even half as awesome as Buffy in real life.... well that would be pretty awesome. Also, she kissed Selma Blair. With her tongue!

HEATHER GRAHAM (Actress)
Not only beautiful, but she also strikes me as an incredibly cool person.

ALYSON HANNIGAN (Actress/Witch/Sidekick/Lesbian/Band Geek)
Her momma didn't know how to spell Allison, but we can forgive her cuz the girl that plopped out of her is pretty cool.
Note: Bonus points for deciding not to destroy the world.

COLLEEN HASKELL (Survivor Babe/Actress)
Cutie from the original Survivor and sort-of movie actress.

LAURYN HILL (Singer)
If you don't have her album you need to buy it. One day, I hear, she may release another one.

KATIE HOLMES (Actress)
The ultimate cutie-pie?

VIVIAN HSU (Taiwanese Singer/Model/Actress/TV Host)
The great prototype from which all other cute Asian girls are modeled. Multi-talented, beautiful, and one of my favorite Asian celebrities.

JEWEL (KILCHER) (Pop/Folk Singer)
Talented, beautiful, and extremely likable. She's also an active Democrat, which definitely wins her points in my book. And I love her even more now that she's started dressing sexy and getting kinky in photobooths. Very close to my ideal woman.

HEIDI KLUM (Supermodel)
Don't pronounce her name wrong or she'll hurt you.

ANNA KOURNIKOVA (Tennis Star/Walking Wet Dream)
If this girl doesn't do anything for you you're either a girl, you're gay, or you're dead.

KRISTIN KREUK (Actress)
Even Superman is powerless against her exotic beauty. Overlooked friend Allison Mack ain't bad either.

AVRIL LAVIGNE (Singer With Funny Name)
She sings, plays guitar, writes her own music, and is not at all hard to look at. Add in her jaded, yet innocent, personality and you've got yourself the perfect woman. Bonus points for being like 3 feet tall.

JEANETTE LEE (Billiards Babe)
She's simply on a higher temporal plain than the rest of us. We should all worship her.

ANANDA LEWIS (Former MTV VJ/Talk Show Host)
With the possible exception of Tyra Banks, I consider her to be the most beautiful black celebrity out there right now, and she's also smart and extremely likable. I've been a fan since back in her BET Teen Summit days.

LUCY LIU (Actress)
One of the most kick-ass actresses that ever lived and probably the second most beautiful well-known Asian actress in America, after Zhang Ziyi.

LISA "LEFT EYE" LOPES (OF TLC) (Rapper)
She was insane, but I liked that.

JENNIFER LOPEZ (Actress/Singer)
Incredibly beautiful, a sometimes great actress, and a decent singer. "I'm Glad" video is possibly greatest video ever, which almost makes up for Gigli.

JOSIE MARAN (Supermodel)
Possibly my favorite currently active supermodel. She gets bonus points for having a cool scar on her abs.

ALYSSA MILANO (Actress)
Cute in the 80's. Hot in the 90's. Still hot in 2002.
Update: As far as I can tell, she's still keeping up the hotness in 2003 as well. When will it end!?!
Update #2: OK, well, it's 2004 and I think it's ending. Don't like the short-haired version much.

SHAWNA MITCHELL (Survivor Babe)
One of my fav Survivor babes. Possibly my fav.

ALICIA "PINK" MOORE (Singer)
She seems like the kind of girl that doesn't take any shit from people, and I like that in a woman. And I like that she's tough, but she still has that vulnerable side. And I like that she's maybe slightly insane. And her music is cool too.

JENNA MORASCA (Survivor Babe/Model)
Another of my favorite Survivor babes and possibly my favorite winner. And for all of you who thought I was crazy when I predicted Jenna would win, what do you have to say for yourselves now???

ALANIS MORISSETTE (Singer With Funny Name)
The less she sells, the cooler she gets.

MYA (HARRISON) (R&B Singer)
Cute, exotic looking, and very talented. An irresistible combination.

GWYNETH PALTROW (Actress)
Incredibly talented actress, plus smart, good-looking, and good sense of humor. Not a bad package.

NATALIE PORTMAN (Actress)
Smart, cute, and down-to-Earth. Good actress, but needs to pick some better movies. Bonus points for being from Long Island.

LAURA PREPON (Actress)
I usually don't really go for redheads, but I occasionally make exceptions in extreme cases like this.

SHU QI (aka HSU CHI) (Taiwanese Actress/Model)
Shu Qi is a popular Asian actress who got her start in porn at the age of 18. Despite her steamy past she's considered a serious actress in China, and thanks to a Jackie Chan movie (1999's Gorgeous) and a new English-language movie (The Transporter) she's on the verge of becoming an international superstar. I haven't actually seen any of her movies, so I don't know how great an actress she is (for the record, she's apparently a good one), but she's without a doubt one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen.
Interesting Side Note: She was apparently offered Zhang Ziyi's role in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, but she turned it down.

TARA REID (Actress)
Beautiful actress of American Pie fame. Not as interesting or funny as Shannon Elizabeth, but I give her the slight edge as far as looks---as does Nick Fakis : )

LEANN RIMES (Pop/Country Singer)
Her rise to super-babedom is now complete.

MICHELE RODRIGUEZ (Actress)
Kick ass Latina actress of Girlfight, The Fast And The Furious, Blue Crush, and SWAT fame. She could probably rip me in half with her bare hands and I like that.

REBECCA ROMIJN (Supermodel)
That dude from Full House is a lucky guy.

INGRID SEYNHAEVE (Supermodel With Funny Name)
Incredible, but relatively little known, supermodel. Possibly my favorite model of all time, in fact.

SHAKIRA (MEBARAK) (Singer) An incredibly kick ass girl. Been a fan since before the English album. Just don't get her breasts confused with mountains---that really pisses her off.

JAMIE-LYNN WHATEVER (Actress/Wise Girl)
A dangerous dark-haired beauty. Her boyfriends tend to wind up dead but she's worth it. Bonus points for being from LI.

ALICIA SILVERSTONE (Actress)
A beautiful actress with a good sense of humor. Needs to do more stuff.

JESSICA SIMPSON (Pop Singer/Virginity Promoter)
One of the more talented (and better looking) pop singers. Sure, she's a Republican, but we all have our faults.
Note: Check out her amazing, cleavage-baring, acting debut on That 70's Show. It doesn't last long, but it's more impressive than the entire acting careers of Madonna, Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston, Janet Jackson, and Britney Spears combined!

AMY SMART (Actress)
Miscellaneous cute actress.

BRITNEY SPEARS (Pop Singer/Walking Wet Dream)
Whatever else she might be, she's certa2inly incredibly beautiful. She seems like she has a pretty likable personality as well. If I could pick any celebrity for a night of filthy animal sex, Britney would definitely be one of my first choices.

JULIA STILES (Actress)
Currently my second favorite actress (after Kirsten Dunst).

GWEN STEFANI (Singer)
If this girl was any cooler the world would implode.

DOMINIQUE SWAIN (Actress)
Little known, but very cool actress of Lolita fame. Seems to usually get type-casted into similar "lolita" type roles. You can also catch her in such movies as Face/Off, Pumpkin, Girl, New Best Friend, Tart, Happy Campers, and Dead In The Water. And she also has a younger sister who starred in The Virgin Suicides.

CHARLIZE THERON (Actress)
She's beautiful, she's a great actress, and she's intelligent. What more could you want? Plus bonus points for being a white girl from Africa.

MARISA TOMEI (Actress)
Aside from of course being very attractive, she's also a great, and very underrated actress. It's amazing that despite being nominated for 2 Oscars, and winning the first, that a lot of people still don't take her seriously. Check her out in My Cousin Vinny, In The Bedroom, Slums Of Beverly Hills, Untamed Heart, etc.

MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG (Actress With Funny Name)
Buffy's little sister is a cutie. And if you dis her I'll kick yr ass!

CORIN TUCKER (Rock Singer)
She's like, the most incredible rock singer of all time. I recently met her and got her to sign my hand. It was pretty awesome.

LIV TYLER (Actress/Model)
My third favorite actress. Big improvement over Steve as far as attractiveness.

ESTELLA WARREN (Supermodel/Actress)
Bad actress, but easily one of my all-time favorite supermodels.

NAOMI WATTS (Actress)
Beautiful Australian actress who likes to star in bizarre eccentric movies (Mulholland Dr., The Ring, 21 Grams, etc). Career finally exploding after a decade of stagnation. It should have come sooner! Bonus points for getting snubbed by Oscars and being friends with Nicole Kidman.

JANET WEISS (Drummer)
Sleater-Kinney's drummer. I met her too, and she also signed my hand (see Corin Tucker above). She seemed to be really friendly which I thought was really cool.

RENEE ZELLWEGER (Actress)
Likable cutie-pie actress.

ZHANG ZIYI (Actress With Funny Name)
I'd like to "Zhang" her "Ziyi", that's for sure!